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In honor of their latest video, Telephone (you can watch after the jump), we’re asking you…
Lady Gaga:
Pros: Very edgy, fashionable, talented, and not afraid to show skin.
Cons: Definitely an acquired taste…and there’s still the issue of her um… pending manhood—though that may have been debunked in her latest video with Beyonce.
Beyonce:
Pros: Classic beauty, has talent in spades, and the complete opposite of a trainwreck. She’s hot, and you can take her home to meet mom.
Cons: Has a bit strong hint of manhate brewing. Thanks, Jay.
