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Well, Spring Forward was last night, and we hope you remember that THEY TOOK ANOTHER HOUR FROM US! Those bastards. I don’t know who would like it, but might as well throw up a poll to see.

Spring Forward:
Pros: You…um…the name sounds optimistic?
Cons: THEY TOOK ANOTHER HOUR FROM US!

Fall Back:
Pros: You gain an extra hour of sleep, so there’s that.
Cons: The name sounds so negative for such a positive thing.