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Happy hump day! Today’s battle: two shows on two competing networks based on families— take your pick!

Parenthood
Pros: Tons of random stars (yay, employment!), Ron Howard directed
Cons: Took over one of Leno’s old spots… hope the affiliates will be happy? 

Modern Family
Pros: Super funny, makes you feel warm and fuzzy at the end of the episode.
Cons:  Lily, the adopted Vietnamese daughter is growing up so fast! Enjoy her while you can.