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Go team go! Todays WYR: battle of daytime programming!

March Madness
Pros: Once a year, get to see young men and women living their dreams!
Cons: You get to see young men and women getting their dreams crushed… :(

Soaps
Pros: You get to live vicariously through other people!
Cons:  Storylines take years and years to resolve… no reruns!!