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It’s Tuesday, so that means How I Met Your Mother was one last night. So… with that said… Take your pick, folks.

Lily Aldrin
Pros: Cute, freak in the sheets, really nice boobs at times, faithful and has only been with two guys. Means well, and can get along with the guys and gals. Looks out for friends.
Cons: Bossy and manipulative. Keeps own last name (seriously, what decade is this?). 

Robin Scherbatsky
Pros: Sophisticated career woman who knows what she wants. Likes sports and guns.
Cons: Dates your best friend. Seems to have been around the block a few times. For a tough girl, she sure as hell cries a lot. Is Canadian.