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Would You Rather: Apples or Oranges?
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It’s the age old questions. Comparing apples to oranges… In theory, you can’t compare the two…BUT you can decide which one you like more.
Apples:
Pros: Easy to handle and eat. Sweet and has a snap to it. Great for pies, cider, etc.
Cons: Could get a bit mealy, depending on the type you get. The skin is kind of hard to get through sometimes.
Oranges:
Pros: Has a bit of the sweet and sour to it. Very juicy and pulpy.
Cons: You have to peel it.
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Would You Rather: Health Care Reform or No Health Care Reform?
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The health-care bill was passed in the House of Representatives and is expected to be signed by President Obama. So, are you in favor or not?
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Would You Rather: Oscar Award vs. Happy Marriage
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In honor of Sandra Bullock becoming the next victim of the Oscar Curse for leading female winners, we thought we’d ask.
Oscar Award:
Pros: The ultimate validation of your career, skills, talent, etc. It’s everything everyone in your field of work dreams about. If you’re not an actress, just substitute that with the equivalent of your industry and magnify accordingly (I mean, teacher of the year really can’t compare).
Cons: Since there really isn’t a negative to being recognized as one of the best in your field, we’ll say the cons of an unhappy marriage. Your dreams/public image of a happy, perfect family is destroyed. What’s worse, with the Oscar buzz still surrounding you, it’s going to be very, very public.
Happy Marriage:
Pros: You’re happy, and you’re married. You have someone to share everything with, someone to love, and someone to love you.
Cons: You’ll always wonder what could have been and what it would’ve been like if you ever got to the top.
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Would You Rather: March Madness or Soaps
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Go team go! Todays WYR: battle of daytime programming!
March Madness
Pros: Once a year, get to see young men and women living their dreams!
Cons: You get to see young men and women getting their dreams crushed… :(
Soaps
Pros: You get to live vicariously through other people!
Cons: Storylines take years and years to resolve… no reruns!!
Would You Rather: Parenthood or Modern Family
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Happy hump day! Today’s battle: two shows on two competing networks based on families— take your pick!
Parenthood
Pros: Tons of random stars (yay, employment!), Ron Howard directed
Cons: Took over one of Leno’s old spots… hope the affiliates will be happy?
Modern Family
Pros: Super funny, makes you feel warm and fuzzy at the end of the episode.
Cons: Lily, the adopted Vietnamese daughter is growing up so fast! Enjoy her while you can.
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Would You Rather: Lily Aldrin or Robin Scherbatsky
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It’s Tuesday, so that means How I Met Your Mother was one last night. So… with that said… Take your pick, folks.
Lily Aldrin
Pros: Cute, freak in the sheets, really nice boobs at times, faithful and has only been with two guys. Means well, and can get along with the guys and gals. Looks out for friends.
Cons: Bossy and manipulative. Keeps own last name (seriously, what decade is this?).
Robin Scherbatsky
Pros: Sophisticated career woman who knows what she wants. Likes sports and guns.
Cons: Dates your best friend. Seems to have been around the block a few times. For a tough girl, she sure as hell cries a lot. Is Canadian.
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Would You Rather: Lebron James or Kobe Bryant?
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For this poll, we’re talking about body of work thus far and not their respective versions of this year. If we were just talking about this year, Lebron wins hands down. Body of work, if you count Lebron’s potential, makes a more interesting topic.
Lebron James:
Pros: Ungodly athleticism, improving skill sets, can play all five positions if needed, and seemingly unlimited potential.
Cons: For some reason, has a tendency to fall in love with the outside shot despite the ability to get to the rim whenever he wants. Also is a huge grandstanding douche.
Kobe Bryant:
Pros: Routinely hits the toughest shots, his skill set is unmatched, his dedication and work ethic is unrivaled, astronomically high basketball IQ, and he is willing to adapt his game to the laws of nature (aging, fading athleticism).
Cons: Struggles with the me-first vs. team concept, isn’t shy about finding his shooting touch, may not play well with the other children.
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Would You Rather: Spring Forward or Fall Back?
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Well, Spring Forward was last night, and we hope you remember that THEY TOOK ANOTHER HOUR FROM US! Those bastards. I don’t know who would like it, but might as well throw up a poll to see.
Spring Forward:
Pros: You…um…the name sounds optimistic?
Cons: THEY TOOK ANOTHER HOUR FROM US!
Fall Back:
Pros: You gain an extra hour of sleep, so there’s that.
Cons: The name sounds so negative for such a positive thing.
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Would You Rather: Lady Gaga or Beyonce?
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In honor of their latest video, Telephone (you can watch after the jump), we’re asking you…
Lady Gaga:
Pros: Very edgy, fashionable, talented, and not afraid to show skin.
Cons: Definitely an acquired taste…and there’s still the issue of her um… pending manhood—though that may have been debunked in her latest video with Beyonce.
Beyonce:
Pros: Classic beauty, has talent in spades, and the complete opposite of a trainwreck. She’s hot, and you can take her home to meet mom.
Cons: Has a bit strong hint of manhate brewing. Thanks, Jay.
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